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Posted by LiliumDanceOfLies - June 1st, 2009


It's about time I came back. School ending, report cards, yada, yada, yada. You get the idea. Well, here we are! Enjoy.

I absolutely HATE etiquette! The class is mostly supposed to be about some social sh*t that I clearly don't know or care about. Some people get all excited about social development. They teach you how to eat properly in public, how to dance properly at a formal dance, so on and so forth. Who the hell gives a sh*t!? Social development is a load of sod, and what the f*ck is the point of etiquette? There are a good deal of people that could care less about etiquette, myself included. If people really want to learn social development, they'll want to learn that cr*p at HOME! Manners being taught at home is a whole lot better than etiquette classes at school! Seeing as school sucks and etiquette sucks, yeah, do you see the resemblence now? Dumb*sses. And there are some people in the world who would rather be taught manners and that kind of sh*t at home than at school with a bunch of f*ckfaces who you have no idea who they are. I mean, why would anyone even take such a retarded class anyway? And trust me when I say, I don't put on a dress for ANYONE! And I'm not the only one who thinks this way. Believe me. The best manners are taught at home! It's way better! Jack*sses!


Posted by LiliumDanceOfLies - May 1st, 2009


Here we go again! My next rant.
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Have any of you ever listened to The Razors Edge? The album is a great work of art for AC/DC, however, the lyrical content really confuses me. Did anyone notice that Brian Johnson didn't write ANY of the songs on The Razors Edge? None! All music AND lyrics of The Razors Edge album were written by the Brothers Young, Angus and Malcolm. Brian claims, "I ran out of ideas." Some *sshole critic would probably say, "Well, f*ck you, man! If you can't write anything for The Razors Edge, you can't write sh*t!" However, I am not one of those critics. I would probably say, "Well, what happened? Did writer's block catch you or something?" Writer's block is very common among songwriters, you know! It happens! But the funny thing about the album is how "Thunderstruck" came up. Angus Young is on a plane during a thunderstorm, and then some turbulence caused by thunder and lightning happens. Someone says, "What happened?" Flight attendant goes, "We were struck by lightning." Angus pipes up and goes, "No, we were struck by thunder, because it boomed." That, I think, is a very wonderful concept of how "Thunderstruck" is formed. But what strikes me afterward is that the albums AFTER The Razors Edge, like Ballbreaker, Stiff Upper Lip, and Black Ice, all lyrical content is written by Brian? Wow. I can only guess that writer's block caught him on The Razors Edge. Don't be f*cking critics of people with writer's block! It just happens! Look for inspiration! Damn it!


Posted by LiliumDanceOfLies - April 23rd, 2009


Sorry for the delay. Stuff came up, but here it is!
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Remember back in the day when there were only 3 or so channels on TV? Everyone normally watched the same shows and no one dissed what each other watched. Now, in the 21st century, we have over 500 channels and people make fun of certain shows that other people watch. What the hell. Like, people who normally watches shows like "NCIS" and diss reality shows, like "The Surreal Life." Don't you people know that "NCIS" basically is a reality show, damn it!? There is a military police branch called NCIS, you know! Naval Criminal Investigative Service, folks! Why is it that people diss a certain show when they watch something very similar to it!? F*cking dumb*sses! "What show do you like?" "'Law and Order CI.' You?" "'Law and Order SVU.'" "'SVU' sucks, man!" What the hell, people. Stop being a f*cking hypocrite! "CI" and "SVU" are basically the same thing! What's the difference, besides the fact that "CI" is all major cases and "SVU" is all rape cases? Someone could say to me that their favorite show is "ER" and they think "House" sucks. What the f*ck ever, man. I don't give two sh*ts about which shows are cool and which ones aren't. Like I give a rat's *ss! Stop with this hypocrisy! It's not like I'm gonna say "ER" sucks. You can't say a certain show sucks unless you've seen the show. If you still think it sucks, okay. That's your opinion. But then they diss a show, then see it, think it's awesome, then say, "Why did I say this show sucks? This is wicked!" If this is you, you need a f*cking reality check. Watch the damn show before you say it's cool or it sucks. Pr*cks.


Posted by LiliumDanceOfLies - April 17th, 2009


You wanna know the main thing that p*sses me off? Neat freaks. What the hell happened to these people to diagnose them with an extreme case of OCD!? I'm pretty sure that someone reading this rant knows someone like this. It's, like, they sit in a certain position, they clean the entire house, let alone their bedroom, five or six times a day, and the like. These people suck beyond suckiness. People! It is okay to leave your bed unmade for at least a couple days, and you don't need to clean the entire house and/or your room that many times, dumb*ss! This is why you have siblings! You share this perpetual cleaning chore so you aren't stuck with this punishment by yourself, you stupid b*stards. Unless your name is Adrian Monk, you have absolutely no reason at all to be this obsessed! Next topic. Music. Music is one of my main likes. Whether it be The Beatles, AC/DC, the like, I always enjoy myself listening to good and honest rock 'n roll. Now, what ticks me off about music are the following: 1. White people who try to dance to hip-hop and rap as if they were black. I'm not trying to be racist, but people, grow a f*cking brain. Whites are not as flexible as blacks. Hey, I might be white, but at least I have the guts to say that I can't dance worth a sh*t. Stop trying to be something you're not. 2. Cover songs. People, come on! Why do these pop artist idiots take everyone's favorite rock 'n roll songs and f*ck 'em up!? Remember the dance mix version of "You Shook Me All Night Long?" A great rock 'n roll hit from AC/DC completely ruined by a simple scratch of a needle. Wake up and smell what you are destroying! And finally, 3. The freaking Jonas Brothers. Who the hell even likes the Jonas Brothers!? Nobody! I mean, seriously! Why do radio stations even play these retards on the radio if no one likes them!? The Jonas Brothers suck, and I leave it at that. So, for overall review, if you don't have OCD, stop being a neat freak. White people have GOT to quit dancing like your black. You're not. Give us a break. For those people who take awesome rock 'n roll songs and mess them up, quit taking our sh*t and destroying it! And quit giving the Jonas Brothers airplay! No one likes them! Got it!? And, just for randomness, quit being idiots! Grow a godd*mn brain!